Ponderisms

* I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

* Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

* There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

* Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

* Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

* Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

* In the 60 's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

* Does pushing the lift button more than once make it arrive faster?

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle

heh!

yesterday was fun. me and the girls celebrated our monthly celebration of frienship day. we went to midvalley. watched pirates of the caribbean. yeah, second time for me. johnny depp is mine! MINE! the three others were drooling for orlando bloom before the movie starts, but when the movie ends, all three of them said to me, 'ahh, baby. i want your boyfriend!!' ha ha ha. told ya'll he's luscious!

i wanted to buy sean paul's dutty rock cd yesterday. but, whew, it was out of stock. yeah, the whole midvalley MEGAmall. i went to three different music stores. crazy man! i thought i was the poyo one. ha ha ha! but lastly, i got it at pennylane subang parade. and now, i'm getting busy! ;)