Thursday, May 21, 2009

Flip The Winning Hand

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

the verve - the drugs don't work

GOD. i just got totally bagged on for the THIRD time today. can everyone just take a fucking chill pill? i'm not even mad about the first two. but after #3. what the hell. don't expect me to turn into a snively push over BECAUSE it's not me, it's you.

people like them are the reason i hate going online now! >:O in my best bosanko high voice, a big: YOU SUCK!

ANYWAY. i changed the song. (lyrics on the side) not my usual stuff but it was on the star lounge cd i burned off of mindy and i just love it for some reason.

ALSO! my book list! i've been feeling bad for neglecting it so much but i just realized that i could cross out some stuff because i read them in english!!!! even the BORING BORING book HEART OF DARKNESS is on the list. anyway i went to border last weekend so i have about 6 of the books on the list, i just have to read them now!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

i'm getting out of my mind. that girl, she's so cheap. how can she trust someone she doesnt even know? I'm glad my family is corrupted, so that... fuck physics.. officially now, i'm having a war with my physics 2. I dont care hows it gonna be.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009


* I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

* Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

* There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

* Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

* Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

* Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

* In the 60 's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

* Does pushing the lift button more than once make it arrive faster?

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle

Friday, April 3, 2009


yesterday was fun. me and the girls celebrated our monthly celebration of frienship day. we went to midvalley. watched pirates of the caribbean. yeah, second time for me. johnny depp is mine! MINE! the three others were drooling for orlando bloom before the movie starts, but when the movie ends, all three of them said to me, 'ahh, baby. i want your boyfriend!!' ha ha ha. told ya'll he's luscious!

i wanted to buy sean paul's dutty rock cd yesterday. but, whew, it was out of stock. yeah, the whole midvalley MEGAmall. i went to three different music stores. crazy man! i thought i was the poyo one. ha ha ha! but lastly, i got it at pennylane subang parade. and now, i'm getting busy! ;)

Sunday, March 29, 2009


After tomorrow, the school will break until July 7 for the July 4th hoiliday. Yahoo! My wife and I will stay overnight at the Menominee Casino in Keshena, Wisc., and dump some cash into slot machines. We've stayed there before, and it's a pretty nice place. This mini-vacation should not put too much of a dent in our finanaces, and we both need a little relaxation to decompress from lifes little changes--like unemployment, school and moving. It will be a welcome break.

Classes finalized

I finally got my fall class schedule finalized. Thirteen credits await me starting Aug. 8 as a full-time student. But, it seems to have gone a bit more smoothly, except for a conflict with a self-paced course in Microcomputer Applications. The Registration Department at Fox Valley Technical College are the only ones who can override course conflicts when applying online, so a visit to the school took care of the problem. I will take Business Math, just one of the classes that gave me fits during the Summer semester, in a classroom environment so I can look dumbfounded and talk personally to an instructor.

Life moves on.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I'm Right About Everything

This is what happends when you questions the Bassguy. I'm right about everything.

Spyder3o3: Tekken 5 with Death By Degree's Demo in February!
The Magma Hawk: Fuck console Tekken.
The Magma Hawk: Arcade Tekken > *
Spyder3o3: Console tekken= god
The Magma Hawk: Fuck you.
Spyder3o3: costs no more than a 1 time fee of 50 dollars
The Magma Hawk: Who gives a shit?
Spyder3o3: which gives me unlimited play, sitting/lying/or standing. However long I want, whenever I want 24/7
The Magma Hawk: Your mother... that $2.00 whore.
Spyder3o3: that was just, pitiful
Spyder3o3: I pwn'd you
Spyder3o3: with my FREE PLAY WHENEVER technique
The Magma Hawk: Shut the fuck up, you goddamned pussy.
The Magma Hawk: You can't do shit.
Spyder3o3: what "shit" am I not going to do?
The Magma Hawk: Not be a douche bag.
Spyder3o3: all's I will be doing, is playing Tekken 5 whenever I want, wherever I want, with whoever I want, for the rest of my life
The Magma Hawk: 1) Tekken isn't something I enjoy playing a lot.
The Magma Hawk: 2) I get to play a lot of people at the arcade.
The Magma Hawk: 3) Console versions are almost always for suckers
Spyder3o3: but a 1 time fee.
Spyder3o3: for free play or life
The Magma Hawk: Okay... I pay $0.25 for unlimited play
Spyder3o3: Nein
Spyder3o3: you cant play for years on a quarter
Spyder3o3: I can though
The Magma Hawk: because I live near a bunch of idiots that can't win for shit
The Magma Hawk: and If I get bored... I'm out a quarter... you're out $50 after you get bored
The Magma Hawk: fucking dumbass
Spyder3o3: nein.
Spyder3o3: i'm still not bored of TTT or T4 or T3
Spyder3o3: and T4 and 3 were bought for me
The Magma Hawk: Don't steal my shit, you assmunching dickhead.
The Magma Hawk: Nein is copyrighted to Kiss My Bass Inc. 1996-2005
Spyder3o3: Nein is fucking german!
Spyder3o3: you cant own it you fuckmonkey
The Magma Hawk: Good job, Dr. of NoShitology
Spyder3o3: thank yo
The Magma Hawk: Why are you sitting on AIM, when you should be solving crimes with Watson at Scotland yard.
The Magma Hawk: Dickmunch.
Spyder3o3: ?
Spyder3o3: white chicks is a funny movie
The Magma Hawk: No... it isn't. It's a retarded concept and the jokes aren't even funny.
The Magma Hawk: It's an embarassment to the film business.
Spyder3o3: you got so many things up your ass man
The Magma Hawk: No... I don't sugar coat shit.
The Magma Hawk: I pride myself on being honest.
Spyder3o3: its a funny movie. Retardation is funny
The Magma Hawk: My opinions are always known.
Spyder3o3: Look, everyone has oppinions. yours dont over rule anyones
The Magma Hawk: This coming from somebody that thinks Mad TV is greatness. Your opinion doesn't count.
Spyder3o3: No. I think its FUNNY
The Magma Hawk: You would be wrong.
Spyder3o3: If I think somethigns funny, then its funny to me
Spyder3o3: just because you think so, doesnt mean I'm wrong
The Magma Hawk: It's performed by overpayed, lameass comedians, for the shock factor alone.
The Magma Hawk: No... I'm always right.
The Magma Hawk: On everything.
Spyder3o3: No your not
The Magma Hawk: Yes I am.
The Magma Hawk: You lose.
Spyder3o3: you have an opinion on everything. but it doesnt make you right.
The Magma Hawk: Hmm... you're right... you just put it in perspective for me.
The Magma Hawk: I'm sorry for being so mean.
The Magma Hawk: Not... You fucking tool.
Spyder3o3: the hell? I never said anything about being mean
Spyder3o3: I said your not right all the time, and neither am I. But oppinions are neutral and are neither right or wrong
The Magma Hawk: I am right all the time.
Spyder3o3: no your not
The Magma Hawk: I've never been wrong.
Spyder3o3: yes you have
The Magma Hawk: Ergo... I'm always right.
Spyder3o3: You have the hugest Ego ever
The Magma Hawk: And?
Spyder3o3: no wonder you fail.
The Magma Hawk: You fail at life.
Spyder3o3: no.
The Magma Hawk: I thought we've been over this....
The Magma Hawk: I'm always right.
Spyder3o3: no your not man
Spyder3o3: you always have an oppinion. which is in neutral.
The Magma Hawk: I obviously am right all the time.
The Magma Hawk: Otherwise I wouldn't be this cool.
Spyder3o3: your not right all the time
Spyder3o3: Hmm, there are millions upon millions of people in the world who love wrestling.
The Magma Hawk: I do believe you are mistaken.
The Magma Hawk: So?
The Magma Hawk: They are morons.
Spyder3o3: and let me guess, because YOU say its not good, then millions of people are just wrong
The Magma Hawk: Yes.
Spyder3o3: and then what are you grant
Spyder3o3: what makes you so damn special, that only everything YOU like is acceptable
The Magma Hawk: They are complete retards that need to go juggle a chainsaw.
The Magma Hawk: Who knows why I'm so godlike?
The Magma Hawk: I just am... and you just have to accept that.
Spyder3o3: no. i wotn
The Magma Hawk: Tough shit for you, then.
Spyder3o3: I dont do things based on other peoples decisions. Same with watching thigs. Ido them for my enjoyment, and if you dotn like them you can go shove a tree down your throat
Spyder3o3: I enjoy Mad TV. Not because you like it or not. I enjoy BUYING console games such as tekken. Not because of your choice. I enjoy Wrestling. Because its entertaining to me.
The Magma Hawk: Because you enjoy something doesn't stop it from being stupid.
The Magma Hawk: It just makes you a stupid person.
Spyder3o3: and just because you say its stupid, doesnt make it right
The Magma Hawk: Yes it does.
The Magma Hawk: I'm always right.
Spyder3o3: if you say something's stupid, thats your oppinion. plain and simple. if you think that whatever you say is right, then you are really messed up
The Magma Hawk: That's just it... I am right.
The Magma Hawk: I-AM-ALWAYS-RIGHT.
Spyder3o3: no
The Magma Hawk: Always.
Spyder3o3: prove it
Spyder3o3: whats the exact number of bodies that will be found in the Tsunami's wave.
The Magma Hawk: Mmmkay...
The Magma Hawk: Christians suck ass.
The Magma Hawk: See.
The Magma Hawk: I'm right again.
Spyder3o3: no
Spyder3o3: answer the question
The Magma Hawk: I'm not a magician, you fucktard.
Spyder3o3: no, but your always right
Spyder3o3: so you say the number, and it'll stop at that number if your right
The Magma Hawk: I'm just a modest man that is always right about everything.
Spyder3o3: your right about everything, and michael jackson doesnt rape little kids
The Magma Hawk: No... but your father does.
Spyder3o3: wow.
Spyder3o3: thats sad.
Spyder3o3: im going togo watch something I enjoy. because in YOUR oppinion its stupid. but in mine, its entertainment
The Magma Hawk: Have fun watching bullshit.
Spyder3o3: have fun falling off a cliff
The Magma Hawk: What a come back... you should be a stand-up comedian with that sharp wit.
The Magma Hawk: Dumbfuck.
Spyder3o3: my away message, is now to you
The Magma Hawk: Oh-fucking-noes.
The Magma Hawk: I think I shall cry now.
The Magma Hawk: boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Spyder3o3: you need to grow up.
Spyder3o3 is away at 8:55:51 PM.
The Magma Hawk: You need to stop beign such a moron and understand I'm lways right.

Auto response from Spyder3o3: Grant Brunner [The Magma Hawk] thinks he's always right. Ask him a question, and watch his ego grow.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

A Pleasant Surprise

A different type of error than usual popped up in w.bloggar when I tried to open past ramblings on Blog*spot. So, I figured, "What the heck?" and tried the fix I've seen posted on the w.bloggar help forums.

To my surprise, I pulled up information in w.bloggar. This must mean that my weblog finally made it to the new Dano servers Blogger has been bragging about. Now, we'll see if posting functions.

It works!

After many weeks of logging on to the Blogger website to post comments (which is VERY inconvenient if you don't want to learn to code in HTML just to have a passable blog page with some semblance of content), I finally used w.bloggar to retrieve past comments and post a new one. I believe this is because the Blogger gods have blessed me by moving my account to the new Dano server, but who knows. Information about the move is sketchy on Blogger's web site unless you dig deep.

I have learned a few things though:

# You get what you pay for. I use the free Blogger service, so am not on the 'A' list for support.
# If you wait long enough, things will usually change for the better. But, weeks?!?
# I have a better understanding of the frustration experienced by end users when using technology-based services.
# I probably WILL NOT use a fee-based service to maintain a weblog, including Blogger Pro. It just doesn't seem to be worth the effort.

And, life moves on.


I guess the bugs haven't been worked out, because when I tried to post this to Blog*Spot using w.bloggar, I received more dumb-assed error messages. I am guessing they are still playing with the system, and probably will be for some time. It figures. I'm hoping the bugs will be worked out eventually, but I won't hold my breath.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

kuala lumpur, tenggelam dalam lumpur moral dan nafsu? (the fuck poyo sial title aku)

last saturday's news on The Star:

Four jailed for erotic dancing

"KUALA LUMPUR: Four women who performed erotic dances while clad only in see-through undergarments at a club here last week were jailed 12 days. The four dancers appeared shocked when they heard magistrate Hamidah Mohamed Deril pronounce the jail sentence and wept openly in the courtroom yesterday. One of them was heard in between sobs saying: “But, we were just asked to do it” in reference to the dances.

A police officer then asked them to quiet down, saying “why can't you all think first when asked to perform.” Hamidah ordered the four to serve their jail term from the date of sentence. At the outset, Nor Fadilah Md Yatim, 21, Rabiatul Adwiyah Abd Muis, 23, Hasianty Hamidi, 22, and Siti Hajar Yen, 23, all in baju kurung, was calm and composed when the charge was read out to them.

They pleaded guilty to performing indecent dancing in front of their audience by only wearing see-through undergarment at Zouk Club (KL) Sdn Bhd in Jalan Ampang at 10.45pm on May 5. They admitted to performing the erotic dances on a platform and were paid for each performance. Pleading for leniency, Nor Fadilah, of Jalan Jelatek, Rabiatul, of Desa Pandan, and Siti Hajar, of Setapak, claimed that they would not commit the offence again. Hasianty, of Bangsar, asked the court to give her a chance saying that she was a single parent and had a child.

In the same court, two men who earlier admitted to committing the offence together with the four women denied the facts, causing the magistrate to reject their guilty plea. Nik Faizal Nik Mat and Zulkefli Othman, both 24, from Jalan Ipoh, had their case fixed for mention on June 11 pending appointment of counsel.

The court set a RM1,000 bail with one surety for each accused.
Later, the four women were taken to the Kajang Prison to serve their jail term."

damn dawg! when i first read this news on the front page of Berita Harian last saturday, i feel like writing about it. the shocking and disturbing news have been on my troubled mind for quite some time now, eh wait. let me rephrase that. okay. the images of 4 malay chicks performing erotic dances in only see-through undergarments (let's it be thong!) have been on my mind till now. till this very moment. waarrrgggghhh hahahahaha. phyruzze already did a great job talking about it, especially on how funny and ironic some 20-something Malay chicks with the name Rabiatul Adwiyah and Siti Hajar could be strippers in a "supposedly Muslim country"? Rabiatul Adawiyah is the name of a sufi and Siti Hajar is the name of Prophet Ismail's mother right? correct me if i'm wrong...

Nor Fadilah Md Yatim. Rabiatul Adwiyah Abd Muis. Hasianty Hamidi. Siti Hajar Yen. hmmmmm, that don't sound like stripper names right? not at all if you ask me. i read in an article (i like to read, you know me) somewhere while in the states, a magazine listed down a "Top Ten Stripper Names" and they are, in no particular order: Destiny, Candy, Angel, Cherry, Raven, Anastasia, Roxy, Houston, Porsche and Crystal. if you guys have been to a strip club in the states (and i never have of course), you will hear the DJ announced every time a stripper is gonna perform, "put your hands together for the beautiful put-your-stripper-name-here!!!" can you you imagine being in Kuala Lumpur, and the DJ of the hour announced, "put your hands together for the beautiful Rabiatul Adawiyah!!!" i don't think so dawg. that's just sick.

hmmm, strippers in our OWN country. that's a first for some of you, right? what have we become? are we slowly adapting western values into our community, and gradually accepting their lifestyle? what's next? although there are already underground strip clubs in some parts of kuala lumpur (not gonna elaborate more on that), the malaysian public by majority are still unaware of their existence. prostitution seemed to be somewhat "legal" in Lorong Haji Taib and perhaps we're expecting a strip club in 5 years? i don't know about you guys, but i think it's time for the government to start doing something about it. it's about time already. i know most hot-blooded males (including me) in kuala lumpur are not complaining, and seriously we can't blame them. they're exposed to this western culture 'cause it's there. and the government brought it in.

oh before i forget. “But, we were just asked to do it”. that would a stupid fuck reply don't you think? when someone asked you to dress almost nothing and dance like a stripper, you should just do it? 'cause somebody said so? and how could they "appeared shocked" after receiving jail sentence for performing such act in Zouk, of all places, the biggest club in Malaysia (i was told this is the case)? hehehe. that just baffles me dawg. come on, you guys are all adults (more than 21 years old), you should know better. call me if you wanna perform private dances, okay? Nor Fadilah of Jalan Jelatek..hoping she would be my neighbour...rrrrr...

tell me what you guys think about this serious issue. i'm out for tonite. sweet wet dreams guys! eh i mean..sweet dreams!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Whole Lotta Love

Finally 2008 is finished. Last year was filled with funerals, shitty music, shitty movies, a lot of pop culture, and the unfortunate demise of both Tech TV and Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn. All I can do is hope that 2009 won't be quite as bad, but I doubt that... a lot. With the addition of a new author and the ~20 articles I have in the works, Bassguy Dot TK is in for a hell of a lot in the coming months.